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Pun of the Day

07/26/2026 · No comments

Is Thomas the Tank Engine trainsgendered?

Categories Pun of the Day Tags kids, lgbtq, thomas the tank engine, toys, trains Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/27/2026 · No comments

Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags addiction, barbie, drugs, toys Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/07/2026 · No comments

I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags death, murder, potatoes, regret, toys Leave a comment
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/01/2026 · No comments

I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/21/2025 · 2 comments

Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cars, kids, star wars, toys 2 Comments
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/16/2024 · No comments

Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”

Categories Pun of the Day Tags arnold schwarzenegger, cancer, food, mr potato head, potatoes, toys Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/29/2024 · No comments

The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags kids, lego, toys Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/16/2023 · No comments

Silly putty enjoys top 10 goo glee rankings.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags goo, google, silly putty, toys Leave a comment
(5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/20/2022 · No comments

Celebrity rumours: Yo-Yo Maw eats toys.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags celebrities, toys, yo-yo ma, yo-yos Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/16/2017 · No comments

I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags accidents, lego, toys Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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