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Pun of the Day

07/26/2026 · No comments

Is Thomas the Tank Engine trainsgendered?

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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/30/2025 · 1 comment

Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags accidents, death, the workplace, trains, transportation 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/06/2025 · No comments

Embarking on a rail journey is guaranteed enter trainment.

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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/15/2025 · No comments

Any country with good train service is highly decent rail-ized.

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Pun of the Day

01/05/2024 · No comments

I sit in the back of trains. #LikeCaboose

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Pun of the Day

11/26/2012 · 1 comment

An excited little person on a train might cause some low commotion.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags the little people, trains, transportation 1 Comment
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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