I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
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murder
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Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
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Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love.
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There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
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The lazy priest had a mass idle tendencies.
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Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
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The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
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Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
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I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
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I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.