Pun of the Day

12/20/2025 1 comment

Winner of the Toastmasters award for ‘best speech about handguns’ won a Glock n’ spiel.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/23/2025 1 comment

A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.

(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/08/2024 1 comment

I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.

(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/12/2020 No comments

They dont build guns like they used too. Too many modern firearms show signs of shotty workmanship.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)