Pun of the Day Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse. 06/23/2024 · The Pun Gents Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse. Tagged: booze, drinking, drunkenness, horses, taxis, wine HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (Rate This Pun)