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Pun of the Day

02/11/2026

What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags Daesh, isis, Islamism, sports, sprinting, track and field, war
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/16/2025

Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags california, Daesh, isis, Islamism, politics, terrorism, war
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/10/2025 · No comments

Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS

Categories Pun of the Day Tags isis, terrorism, water Leave a comment
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/27/2025 · No comments

A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags canada, hockey, isis, terrorism Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/08/2025

My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags drugs, isis, marijuana, siblings, sisters, terrorism
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/25/2022 · No comments

ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”

Categories Pun of the Day Tags booze, isil, isis, terrorism, wine, zinfandel Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/01/2021 · No comments

Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!

Categories Pun of the Day Tags in the news, iraq, isil, isis, terrorism, war Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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