I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
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Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.
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Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.
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I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.
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I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
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Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
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If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
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When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.