It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
Pun of the Day
drugs
Pun of the Day
When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
Pun of the Day
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
Pun of the Day
Umpires eject anyone who gives heroin to an itchy bloodsucker – because it’s flea spikes and yer out!
Pun of the Day
First step of Cokeaholics Anonymous: admit there is a Higher Powder.
Pun of the Day
Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?
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I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
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Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least.
Pun of the Day
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
Pun of the Day
The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.