What did one meth addict say to the other? Let’s be frenzy.
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I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
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My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
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Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
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That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
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If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.
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The effects of Viagra have been shown to be counter-acted by ingesting A spurt tame.
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Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.
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Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.
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My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.