Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction.
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drugs
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Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.
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‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky.
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In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
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Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.
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1970s partygoers enjoyed a high Quaalude of life.
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Was everyone on drugs during the Stoneage?
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My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
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The birth-control pill is no guarantee against pregnancy—there are a lot of missed conceptions about that.
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You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.