If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.
Pun of the Day
drugs
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How potheads propose:
“Marriage… u wanna?”
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The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
Pun of the Day
Many people smoke marijuana who grow op in Canada.
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I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.
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NED: Eating yogurt gives me pornographic hallucinations.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah. I think it’s the acidophallus.
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Religious suicide bombers? Some of these wacky terrorists have been smoking the koranic.
Pun of the Day
As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
Pun of the Day
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
Pun of the Day
Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?