Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
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the arts
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The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”
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The fact that low-income people can’t afford to buy art is simply poor-no-graphic.
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NED: Did the poet really jump out a building and kill himself on the concrete?
ED: Oh no – that was a met-a-floor.
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When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt for ballet parking?
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I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
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Do down and out actors end up on skit row?
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Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
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Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
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ED: Do you like this abstract painting?
NED: No. Modern art makes me want to regurgiTate.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, it Turners my stomach.
ED: Oh my.
NED: If you’ll excuse me – now I have to get up Van Gogh to the bathroom!