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Dear Pun Gents, I am an optometry student and I’m looking for a pun theme for our fancy annual party called ‘Eyeball’ (e.g. eyeland of enchantment, apple of my eye). Thank you! ~Sarah, St. Louis, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. This Ball is Ophthal Wall
2. Tropical Eye Lens Theme
3. Under the See
4. Naughty Pupils
5. Myopium
6. A Blinkin’
7. Dilate M for Murder
8. The Glauc of the Irish
9. Smooth Lacrimals
10. Lasik Sunday
11. Macula Conception
12. Nystag Party
13. Vitreous is Sweet
14. Get in the Zonule