Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.
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The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
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The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.
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Police marine units, aka row boat cops.
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The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
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When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.
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How to avoid a parking ticket in NYC? Da fine intervention.
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Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.
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What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
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When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.