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Pun of the Day

08/11/2026 · No comments

I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.

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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/21/2026 · No comments

As a cannibal, you may criticize my habit of eating rowdy teenagers. Yet, I am a punkchewal man.

 

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cannibalism, cannibals, kids, punctuality, teenagers Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/16/2025 · No comments

My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags adolescence, family, plastic surgery, teenagers Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/26/2024 · No comments

Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags anatomy, eczema, eggs, mischief, skin, teenagers, vandalism Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/18/2024 · No comments

When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.

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Pun of the Day

03/22/2023 · No comments

Young people had no free time, in the Busy teen Era.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/19/2013 · No comments

You get pimples during puberty. That’s what happens during a gross spurt.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags acne, anatomy, kids, teenagers, zits Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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