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Pun of the Day

09/05/2026 · No comments

Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/06/2026 · No comments

If when swimming you see a lone shark, pay interest.

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Pun of the Day

10/22/2025 · 2 comments

Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.

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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/11/2025 · No comments

Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.

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Pun of the Day

03/18/2024 · No comments

When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.

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Pun of the Day

08/25/2022 · 1 comment

I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags animals, bears, bodies of water, rivers, swimming 1 Comment
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/21/2022 · No comments

Learning to swim is worth the wade.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/20/2013 · No comments

When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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