I love lumpy skin growths. But then, I’m a mass o cyst.
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My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
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I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
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My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
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It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
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Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
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Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
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Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
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What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
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Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.