Particle physicists earn more because they are un-ionized.
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physics
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How is physics similar to medicine?
It’s an atomy subject.
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My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure.
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Soda going flat is just the loss of fizzics in action.
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They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.
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YOU had a zero gravity experience? No weigh.
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I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
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What’s the business equivalent of combining matter and anti-matter? A: cars with built-in smartphones, ie Kia and Nokia.
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SMILE FOR THE PHOTON
Dear Pun Gents, my AP physics teacher is getting married, and she wants our class to come up with (cheesy) physics puns to put on little Valentine hearts that will be on display at the wedding. The pun has to be romantic and include physics. Example: I’m falling for you, at 9.8m/s^2! Thanks so much! ~Ryan, Palatine
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It Hertz to be apart
- You’re my favourite Galileo
- I quanta be with you
- Your quarks are so charming
- Love is Vectorious
- Our love is a universal constant