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Pun of the Day

11/10/2025 · No comments

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.

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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/05/2025 · No comments

When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.

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(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/22/2024

Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
A: Trumpelstiltskin.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags donald trump, fairy tales, politicians, rumpelstiltskin, us politics
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/14/2024 · No comments

U.S. politics True or False: A Harry Reid is worse than a relentless Boehner.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags current events, fiscal cliff, harry reid, john boehner, politics, us politics, USA Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/09/2021 · 1 comment

They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags barack obama, fish, food and drink, fundraising, lunch, politics, salmon, us politics, USA, world leaders 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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