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Pun of the Day

01/29/2018 · No comments

God helped the Israelites to the Red Sea, but after that they parted waves.

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Pun of the Day

01/19/2018 · No comments

Why do some men love puns? They have an extra groan-mo’ some.

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Pun of the Day

11/27/2017 · No comments

Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?

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Pun of the Day

11/25/2017 · No comments

In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/16/2017 · No comments

I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.

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Pun of the Day

11/05/2017 · No comments

In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.

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Pun of the Day

10/29/2017 · No comments

What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.

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Pun of the Day

08/30/2017 · No comments

The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist.

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Pun of the Day

08/09/2017 · No comments

Did Picasso make stained glass windows? Sorry, no Pablo in glaze.

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(6 votes, average: 2.17 out of 5)
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