I wish I could cure a global pandemic. But that’s outside my sphere of influenza.
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People who ride public transit every day sure do take a lot of a bus.
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I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
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An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
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There are empty spots in my stamp collection album. I need an infillatelist!
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If Trump fires his vice president, it could be ex Pence ive.
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When I tell people I invented a moon-powered clock, they look at me like I’m a lunar-tick.
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I fell in love with a saint. It was like, “You had me at halo.”
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Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.