If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
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What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
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I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
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A haircut is good. It relieves tress.
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I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.
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What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
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When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.
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Invest in cod liver-processing technology! You don’t want miss out on the art-of-fish-oil intelligence boom.
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Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”
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Commanding a ship full of pirates is how you a crew riches.