How can you spot an illegal immigrant? By their deportment.
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After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
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Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
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Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.
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Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
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After watching hyperactive kids all day, I crave a dulled conversation.
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In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.
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Many are the cliffs spoken about in ledge end.
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My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
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Want to take a walking tour in Egypt? Better consult a Cairopodist.