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06/27/2026 No comments

Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.

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01/14/2026

The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.

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07/22/2024 No comments

My big toe is freakishly long. My friends call me The Shoenicorn.

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07/20/2024 1 comment

People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.

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10/06/2018

Want to take a walking tour in Egypt? Better consult a Cairopodist.

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11/04/2015 No comments

All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.

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