I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.
Pun of the Day
People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.
Pun of the Day
The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
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I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.
Pun of the Day
Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.