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Pun of the Day

10/09/2026

So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags agriculture, animals, capitalism, cows, economy, farm
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/27/2026 · No comments

The hedge-money of the investment bankers is over.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags banking, economy, money Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/12/2026 · No comments

Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags business, economy, free trade, north america, politics, trade, trump, USA Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/05/2026 · 1 comment

The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags economy, housing, poetry, world issues 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/14/2026 · No comments

Getting rid of the euro in Greece would have drachmatic consequences.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags economy, money, world issues Leave a comment
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/06/2025 · No comments

Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.

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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/10/2025 · No comments

OH NO!

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cheers, cliff clavin, current events, economy, politics, USA Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/20/2024 · No comments

Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags agriculture, corn, economy, investments, puns about puns, stock market Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/25/2024 · No comments

I don’t understand the Financial meltdown  of ’08. Can you put it in Lehman’s terms? All I know is that Bare Sterns didn’t cover their asses.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bear stearns, business, economics, economy, lehman brothers, wall street Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/19/2022 · No comments

Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags economy, horror, horror movies, movies Leave a comment
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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