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Pun of the Day

09/25/2026 · No comments

The invention of the vacuum cleaner led to rapid in dusty realization.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/10/2026 · No comments

I’ve been to too many global economic forums, and now I’m feeling G8’ed.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/18/2025 · No comments

There is nothing but hypocritical and sanctimonious talk, typically of a moral, religious, or political nature, under a mere cant I list economy.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/03/2025 · No comments

Any academic who leaves the country is a subject matter export.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/25/2024 · No comments

I don’t understand the Financial meltdown  of ’08. Can you put it in Lehman’s terms? All I know is that Bare Sterns didn’t cover their asses.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/26/2023 · No comments

Inflation in China is yuan big problem.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/17/2022

This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags business, china, economics, economy, prostitutes and pornography, trade war, USA
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/08/2021 · No comments

Canada’s economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are drawers of water and whoores of wood.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/21/2019 · No comments

I always gain weight after a Fed increase.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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