I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
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coffee
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A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.
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My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.
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When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.
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What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
Puns on Demand
GET MUGGED
Dear Pun Gents, our high-school environmental club is selling coffee mugs and travel mugs to raise money. We need an environment-related and drink-related pun to put on the mugs! ~Vivian, Vancouver, BC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Save the rainforests. Drink Java.
- I’m in-disposed
- Ever bean enviro-friendly?
- No more paper view.
- Wasting paper cups is high tree sin.
- Save the planet. Get mugged.