This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
Pun of the Day
dating
Pun of the Day
An investor stole my girlfriend. He was a date raider. A stocker. He just wouldn’t share.
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I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
Pun of the Day
My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
Pun of the Day
Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.
Pun of the Day
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
Pun of the Day
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
Pun of the Day
If you see a cute eye doctor you should opt to meet her.
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I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
Pun of the Day
If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.