When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
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Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’
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Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
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Wide men can’t jump.
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Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection?
Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.
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When asked for advice on mountain climbing by his Roman colleagues, Caesar replied, “K2, Brute.“