Why do sorcerors light so many candles?
Because – they’re Wickin’!
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Pun of the Day
Why do sorcerors light so many candles?
Because – they’re Wickin’!
Pun of the Day
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
Pun of the Day
Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
Pun of the Day
When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!”
Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous:
“Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!”
Pun of the Day
Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake!
Pun of the Day
Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer?
The exercist!