Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
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the paranormal
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Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
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Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
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The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
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NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
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People who believe in ghosts are very ghoulable.
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What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
Presence.
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The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes
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Fencing is a parry normal activity.