Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
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consumer goods
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When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.
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Where do you buy sarcastic pots?
At a snide wok sale!
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Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.
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Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels.
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I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
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They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.
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Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.
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The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
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If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.