Pun of the Day I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right. 12/22/2025 · The Pun Gents I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right. Tagged: cooking, fool's gold, minerals HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
Au! I’ll bet that really crust your hopes of becoming a bullion-aire.
Q: Where does a frugal Frenchman store his gold if he wants to remain liquid? A: Au reservoir