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Pun of the Day

01/25/2024 · No comments

There is no right to privacy in some totalitarian states. For example,  they even scrutinize a woman’s menstrual cycle in Red ‘Gina.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags battle of the sexes, china, menstruation, social justice Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/15/2023 · No comments

Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags china, christmas, deng xiaoping, shopping, world leaders Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/26/2023 · No comments

Inflation in China is yuan big problem.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags china, currency, economics, inflation, money, yuan Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/17/2022

This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags business, china, economics, economy, prostitutes and pornography, trade war, USA
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/23/2019 · No comments

You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags architecture, china, current events, ethnic groups, figures of speech, idioms, names, puns about puns, skyscrapers Leave a comment
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/26/2019 · No comments

I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anthropology, china, chinese food, food, loneliness, psychology Leave a comment
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/12/2012 · No comments

I get pleasure from China’s huge population. I’m a SinoMaxochist.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags china, demographics, sadomasochism Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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