Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
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diseases
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Do our puns make you vomit? Then visit a refluxologist!
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I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
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When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
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The worst healthcare system is in Illinois. They should rename it Sickago.
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It’s the disease of many faces. In fact, anyone in a bathroom could have loo piss.
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People with diabetes shouldn’t fool around. No more hanky pancreas!
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NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
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Which soft drink is most violently contagious?
SARSparilla.