The blind jazz singer had pimples. Does noticing that make me Ray cyst?
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
The blind jazz singer had pimples. Does noticing that make me Ray cyst?
Pun of the Day
Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.
Pun of the Day
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
Pun of the Day
A newfound cure for depression is esteem bath.
Pun of the Day
A leper doesn’t change his spots.
Pun of the Day
What did the swine flu say to the seasonal flu? H1, N1ce to meet you!
Pun of the Day
NED: My arms and legs are bubbling over!
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true, I have limb-foama!
Pun of the Day
Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
Pun of the Day
Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.
Pun of the Day
Before integration, amputee baseball players were only allowed in the Knee Grow Leagues.