The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
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The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
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Is baldness inherited or exhairited?
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Hear about the cannibal who mistakenly ate the leper?
Afterwards he said, “Sorry, I thought you were a dine-o-sore!”
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Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
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People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.
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The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.
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My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
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I’m getting too many sources of Omega-3 fatty acids. I might have the flax-seeding disease.
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During the black plague did folks pass time watching the bubo tube?