What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
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amputees
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Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
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Those with amputated feet have no soles.
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I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
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Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?
Because they are lack-toes intolerant!
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The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.
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Do amputees look forward to Armagettin?
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I dreamed I was an amputee. I don’t know how those no shins got in my head.
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Amputees like to stretch. So they can feel limber.
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To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.