After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
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history
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How does Davy Crockett order pie in a restaurant?
“Remember the A la mode!“
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YOU SUCKAGAWAEA
Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Lewis & Clark. ~Sophia, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- As explorers, they must have got tired. After I while I bet they were just searching for the Northwest Massage.
- How did Lewis insult Clark? “You Suckagawaea!”
- Their obsession with reaching the west coast aka a Pacifixation.
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RECORDER MONTALBAN?
Dear Pun Gents, I’m trying to come up with some names for a play I’m adapting and I need a name for a medieval musician. I already have Iona Lute. Need something along these lines but a male name. Thanks! ~Jess, Manchester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Martin Luter
- Robert Zithermann
- Coral Singer
- Armando Lin
- Shawm Reed
- See more medieval instruments here
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What ever happened to the Roman governor of Judea?
He got depressed, went broke, and became known as Pawn-shit Pilate .
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When Anne went Boleyn, she used her head and had a ball.
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The worst ecological disaster in Chinese history was perpetrated after a wild night at a strip club, when Communist Party officials misheard their drunken President eagerly calling for “Three Gorgeous Dames!”