Making fun of McDonald’s harms democracy. Because it’s dissin franchising. (And if you touch my McDonald’s taters I’ll be disenfrenchfriesed!
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If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
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I heard Vladimir Putin started a company and I thought, ‘Well, that’s biz czar.’
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I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
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Selling coffee is a mugs game.
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If you own a plastic surgery clinic then you have firm botox.
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I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.
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Amazon needs millions of drones, to ensure hover night delivery.
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Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina.
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The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.