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Pun of the Day

09/18/2026 · No comments

When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.

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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/09/2026 · No comments

Once you hit 40, you may begin to feel youthless.

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Pun of the Day

04/17/2026

Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.

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Pun of the Day

01/22/2026 · No comments

I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.

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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/30/2025 · 1 comment

Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags aging, baking, food and drink, old people 1 Comment
(6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/22/2022 · No comments

I thought I saw a river, but I was mistaken. I must be getting see nile.

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(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/03/2021 · No comments

Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.

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(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)

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