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Pun of the Day

09/09/2026

At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags auctions, biting, business, money, monsters, zombies
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Pun of the Day

08/25/2026 · No comments

Wherewolves are endangered.

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(9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/10/2026 · No comments

Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”

Categories Pun of the Day Tags ancient greece, minotaurs, monsters, myth Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/05/2026 · 1 comment

Sasquatch has high net swarth.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bigfoot, monsters 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/08/2025 · No comments

You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags horror, monsters, ogres, shrek Leave a comment
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/07/2025 · No comments

Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bodily functions, loch ness monster, monsters, poo jokes Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/30/2024 · No comments

Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags dracula, halloween, mexico, monsters, the supernatural, vampires Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/26/2024 · 2 comments

If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags accountability, dracula, halloween, monsters, vampires 2 Comments
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/21/2024 · No comments

Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags animals, endangered species, monsters, werewolves Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/06/2023 · No comments

Which monster is always on time? TheĀ Sasqwatch.

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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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