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Pun of the Day

04/07/2026 No comments

The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.

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Pun of the Day

03/20/2026 No comments

Korean bankers of late have a very won appearance.

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Pun of the Day

02/03/2026 No comments

Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?

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Pun of the Day

01/11/2026 2 comments

What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.

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Pun of the Day

10/23/2025 3 comments

Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.

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Pun of the Day

10/03/2025 No comments

When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.

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Pun of the Day

09/09/2025 No comments

The most popular language in the world right now is Sheenese.

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Pun of the Day

07/10/2025 No comments

It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.

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Pun of the Day

06/11/2025 No comments

When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.

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Pun of the Day

05/21/2025 No comments

The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.

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