When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
Pun of the Day
sleep
Pun of the Day
If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.
Pun of the Day
If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.
Pun of the Day
The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.
Pun of the Day
I sneezed in my sleep. Now I’m afraid I have bed boogas.
Pun of the Day
The man who goes to India and gets aroused, wakes up with bally wood.