They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.
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family
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I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
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My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
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My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
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My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
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When I have to kiss my relatives at family functions, it’s like the coming of the pack o’ lips.
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My mom is amazing. She told me, “Some women slow down in their fifties, but me no pause.”
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Soeur Legs
- Sore-Already Sisters
- Sisters Have Mercy
- Twisted Sisters
- Stay at Homewreckers
- Drop The Mom On Ya
- SisTeam of a Down
- No Way to Race a Child
- Si Bling
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Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
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My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.