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08/01/2023 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie 

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Soeur Legs
  2. Sore-Already Sisters
  3. Sisters Have Mercy
  4. Twisted Sisters
  5. Stay at Homewreckers
  6. Drop The Mom On Ya
  7. SisTeam of a Down
  8. No Way to Race a Child
  9. Si Bling
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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DIAGNOSIS: THE RUNS

10/07/2012 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, we are on a tough mudder team at Lake Tahoe. We are a bunch of military medical personnel from Oregon who like to drink beer and have a good time. We aren’t able to agree on team name (I said blood, sweat and beers but that was vetoed). I would like  something clever, cheeky, slightly vulgar–but no swear words (my mom is on the team). ~Rachael, Klamath Falls, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Trouble Brewing
  2. Medevacuating bowels
  3. Iron OR
  4. The OreGoners
  5. Diagnosis: The Runs
  6. Mighty Morphine Power Rangers
  7. Beer and Gloating near Las Vegas
  8. Mediculous
  9. Mudderly Love
  10. Tahoes of the Town
  11. Obstacular Shleptacular

 

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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RACE DON’T MATTER

07/31/2012 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I’m taking my cousin and good friend to complete their first 5k obstacle race called Rugged Maniac. We would like a funny and clever team name! If it helps, I’m Hawaiian, my cousin is Mexican, and my friend is Puerto Rican. (2 girls and 1 guy) ~Uilani, Fort Lauderdale, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Aloha Rangers
  2. 2 girls, 1 guy, 1 cup
  3. The Obstakillers
  4. HuLatinos
  5. Oahulatinos
  6. DRugged
  7. Race Don’t Matter
  8. Pacificcaribean
  9. Finish? Lyin’
  10. The Finnish Lions
  11. Two Islands and a Taco
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)