If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
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old people
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Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
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How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
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The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
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NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
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Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
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The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
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The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation.
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What do you call an old man on Viagra?
A geyser.
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The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.