Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
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vegetables
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Lettuce hope that when vegetables attack, it won’t be a large kale invasion.
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No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.
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Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
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Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
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The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
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I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.
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Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.
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What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
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A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.