You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
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One of Noah’s sons revealed the secret place where the Ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said “You Ararat.”
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After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
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Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
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Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.
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Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.
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In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
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Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
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Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
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Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!